omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg
2011 tumblr was a fuckig awful experience
i think its ok to have a daddy kink but like a 30+ year age gap is pushing it
the entire point of marriage is to marry a guy 30 years older than you and rich so when he dies you get all his money lol noob
thats not a daddy kink thats just being smart
oh my god i just realized what’s so dumb about people being like “why would you want to watch people play video games if you could just play them yourself”
you fucking idiots watch sports on the television shut the fuck up
It’s very important that people see this
Very very important
this is my favorite thing
|—||My boyfriend trying to get head (via tetheredtoelena)|
At this moment he knew he fucked up / Vine By: RandomDude
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MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT
WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
Why are you eating oatmeal with milk
This post is an international nightmare
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”
then fuck the police
So you’re telling me I’ve been doing this wrong the whole time
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store stock guys.
This might actually be the best thing ever.
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
We all have that one friend
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