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jesus christ // brand new
i know you’re coming in the night like a thief
but i’ve had some time alone to hone my lying technique
i know you think that i’m someone you can trust
but i’m scared i’ll get scared and i swear i’ll try to nail you back up
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
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my thought process when i want to compliment a woman is usually “oh no what if she thinks i’m a lesbian” and then “oh no i am a lesbian” and then “but what if she thinks i’m a lesbian at her” and then “am i a lesbian at her?” and then the woman is just a distant spot on the horizon
It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals
it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress
halloween’s coming back around and you know what that means. fucken scary godmother that’s Right every single night i’m gonna watch that shit
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”
sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???
scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate
Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.